A Rant About Life

Here's one for ya!

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 17:48:26 +0100

There’s a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.

Morals

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 16:21:19 +0100

My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, “i have feelings for you, shall we have s*x” , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “you’ve won my trust”… Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car!

"One man’s gain is another’s misfortune"

Sat, 19 Feb 2011 01:28:29 +0000

““One man’s gain is another’s misfortune””

LOL!

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 01:04:15 +0000

no band prac for last like 2 weeks nd the one before that was first time with mj drumming again with us in long time…..nd we kinda have gig on thurs with a bassist that has never played with us (good job he is good at it)…this will be FUN!!!! XD

plz take no notice to the bad bass playing, will be changed when...

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 00:19:25 +0000

plz take no notice to the bad bass playing, will be changed when we find our permanent bassist.

H<3H

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 21:45:00 +0000

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hearts-In-Our-Hands/147707528613739 check us out!

mental

Sat, 18 Dec 2010 22:55:00 +0000

I’m not mad honest, just ask my camel named Steven

Nom Nom....

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 16:47:48 +0000

Well it is that time of day everyone knows far too well,

bored, nothing to do, craving food greasy enough to cause ‘instant heart attack’ (just add water). Though it sucks because until the one that calls herself mother waddles in there is no food in the cupboard! oh the joys of life…. at least that drunken order of 4 slouch beanie hats has arrived for your friend who wont have the money to pay you back till the following Monday…GET IN!…. ”mmm apple and black currant squash”. one of the presents has arrived out of three for people who unless the other 2 gifts come by Wednesday won’t actually get them till after Christmas, oh silly little religious holidays, Christianity - One woman’s lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand. I wonder what is on the old idiot box tonight? Probably some crap that just results in me watching family guy at 11 then falling asleep…..

i wonder if a squirrel could beat a gerbil in a fight?…

Dyslexia

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 03:22:11 +0000

Has anyone else noticed that Dyslexia is an anagram of Hippopotamus?

Work to do...

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 02:55:44 +0000

you know that point when you have a rather important piece of work to be done, with hours left to get it finished and then sleep-get up-get where you need to go?

yes?

well i am at that point right now…

I have an assignment due in at 9.30 tomorrow morning, sorry I mean this morning as it is now almost 3AM, it is still in the process of completion and I really don’t have clue about what exactly it is i am supposed to be writing about….. this could go well…. I think it’s blagging time, write as much as I can and make it sound as if I know what I am talking about.

well…

best get cracking!